Anyclub Member: "OK I'll accept John Smith breaking 100 doesn't qualify, but offering to buy everyone a drink - surely that's got to be a miracle in anyone's book!"

Anytown Vicar: "There, you see - there's no official mention of John Smith's eagle being a miracle!"

Anytown Vicar: "I thought so, John Smith arriving on time is not officially regarded as a miracle!"

Anytown Vicar: "There’s nothing in here that says John Smith's hole-in-one officially qualifies as a miracle!"

Anytown Vicar: "I always say a little prayer when I'm playing ahead of John Smith!"

Anyclub Member: "According to John Smith there's an eleventh Commandment saying Thou shalt not play golf in the rain!"

Anyclub Member: "According to John Smith there's an eleventh Commandment saying Thou shalt not tee-off before 9 a.m.!"

Anyclub Vicar: "If God had meant John Smith to play golf, he'd have made fairways wider!"

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